Want to be confused? Well why the hell not! We have two different merch stores and this page is your portal to both. It simply depends on what you want to buy. We have two main logos we put on stuff (unless it's Christmas, then we have three. Don't see our Christmas logo? Go bother Matt on Twitter. He forgot to add it again). Our band logo is available in one store and can be bought on pretty much everything you can stick a logo on. However, that store messes up the other logo, hence the second store for just that one. However, that store only does t-shirts.
To simplify, click on whichever logo you want to buy and you'll be whisked away to the appropriate shop! In both of these shops we've tried to set the prices as low as possible as we never expect to make any profit from this band thing anyway. We just want people to walk around with our logo and faces on their chests!